1. Grab some sunglasses to cover the eyes, but don't be that person who wears them inside.
2. If it is even slightly cold grab a beanie to cover messy, unbrushed, dirty hair. If it is not cold then a baseball hat will do. This one is my dad's barn beanie. Scroll to see why.
3. Throw on a cozy baggy sweatshirt that covers the fact you're braless. Mine is from Walmart, which is probably where my errand would be anyway.
4. Find some stretchy workout pants because they aren't just leggings and it makes it look like you care about fitness.
5. Put on sneakers of some sort.
6. Bring only essentials (phone, debit, carmex) in a small crossbody.
7. Steal your neighbors dog.
(I did have Peabody at first because we matched but then Jax showed up so I had to put Pea away)
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Can this please be socially acceptable already? |
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Top: Hanes from Walmart $5
Pants: Nike from Nordstrom Rack
Sunglasses: Ray-Ban
Bag: MK
Shoes: Reebok
Dog: Next door
Hat: My dad
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